JINKIES!















johnjewbert:

if you dont like me please dont pretend to like me ever

14 hours ago with 871552 notes — via danceydanceyo



budgets:

can i have you

just kidding you don’t have a choice get in the trunk

14 hours ago with 276175 notes — via helpimtrappedinawebsite



lazypacific:

 

lazypacific:

 

14 hours ago with 7446 notes — via meowity, © sarah-jadey



didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

I have a really hot waiter.

Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE A SIZZLING NOISE.
IM FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO.

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wanna know what these all say?

"suck his dick"

14 hours ago with 509027 notes — via ceadotoh, © racingbarakarts



14 hours ago with 26590 notes — via borinq, © neopetsilluminati



fartgallery:

no son, theres no monster under your bed. there is, however, one under mine so ill be taking your bed tonight. good luck out there, kiddo

15 hours ago with 6912 notes — via reallylameblog, © fartgallery



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sprousetwinsblog:

Social Experiment 2.0

sprousetwinsblog:

Social Experiment 2.0

15 hours ago with 41575 notes — via m0ckingjai, © sprousetwinsblog



There’s no such thing as magic!

15 hours ago with 7504 notes — via m0ckingjai, © claraoswin



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deadsmondmiles:

sherlockedat221bbakerstreet:

Same sex marriage is now legal in Britain
*whisperes* Johnlock

*whispers* real living people with real rights and real feelings that are infinitely more important than your fetishized fictional couple

15 hours ago with 118373 notes — via clarapromised



imsirius:

INTERVIEWER: You guys had one of the best scenes, I thought, together
MARK: I loved that scene
INTERVIEWER: That was one of the best scenes. Did you guys really like that?

(x)

15 hours ago with 9456 notes — via sagihairius, © imsirius



blackfashion:

Herieth Paul, the face of Anthropologie’s Spring 2014 catalogue lookbook. 
www.anthropologie.com

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tresantes:

fruit salad 

*deep voice* yummy yummy

1 day ago with 290108 notes — via m0ckingjai, © tresantes