if you dont like me please dont pretend to like me ever
can i have you
just kidding you don’t have a choice get in the trunk
I have a really hot waiter.Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE A SIZZLING NOISE.IM FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO.
wanna know what these all say?
"suck his dick"
no son, theres no monster under your bed. there is, however, one under mine so ill be taking your bed tonight. good luck out there, kiddo
Social Experiment 2.0
There’s no such thing as magic!
Same sex marriage is now legal in Britain
*whispers* real living people with real rights and real feelings that are infinitely more important than your fetishized fictional couple
INTERVIEWER: You guys had one of the best scenes, I thought, together
MARK: I loved that scene
INTERVIEWER: That was one of the best scenes. Did you guys really like that?
Herieth Paul, the face of Anthropologie’s Spring 2014 catalogue lookbook.
*deep voice* yummy yummy